blog post # 5

The creature that I have come up with is the caninepede. This monster has the body of your average laborador or retriever but equipped with about 20 pairs of legs. It can grow up to six feet in length, from head to abdomen. It is unable to run, per se, but rather it slinks rapidly across the ground in a snake-like fashion. Its many legs allow for it to climb over things easily or change direction in a heartbeat. The caninepede enjoys living in dark, damp locations. Its diet includes everything from small insects to large house cats. It has excellent senses of smell and hearing. The monster sounds its howl when it finds prey. So if you hear its many leg scuttle while you're out trick-or-treating, it might be too late.

blog post #4

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