blog post #3

The first storm of winter hits the forest like a slap to the face. The chill of the wind dulls the feeling of any exposed body part. Branches creep and twist from the foliage like spider legs. Frost dangles from every limb, giving off a feeling of uncertainty as one wanders beneath. The all-too familiar crunch of snow(to Minnesotans) accompanies every step. The frozen air stings the throat as deep breaths are inhaled. The only noise to be heard is the faint pitter-patter of snow collapsing from the top canopy. Even the slightest utterance could disturb the tranquility of the habitat. The chilling wind rustles through the trees almost like a whisper. Hints of hoof prints on the forest floor show evidence of elusive creatures that call this place home. A lack of human presence has left the area preserved and pure. The entire scene truly epitomizes pituresqueness.

Blog post 2

Members of the KISSARMY unite! At http://kissfansite.yuku.com/, everyone who grew up loving the music of KISS (and that means everyone), and everyone who just loves to party (also means everyone), can come and rock out on this fan site. You hardcore fans (cause we don't have wussy fans) out there can bet your ass that you'll rock and roll all nite, and party everyday on this website. Ever since the beginning, back in the early 70's out of New York City, we've owed everything to our fans. We, as a band, have always felt that without you guys, we could never have made it to where we are now at the top of the rock and roll world. Without the wavering support of the KISSARMY (and the marketing of nearly every consumer product known to man), our band could never have made the impact on everyone's lives like we know it has. We came to rock the world by its very foundations, and we sure as hell did it. It's fansites like this, and the billions of others like it across the world that spread the crucial word that is KISS. And know, that as long as you and everyone you know keeps supporting our products (and I guess our music while you're at it), then just maybe KISS will remain for generations to love and worship.

blog post 1

#1: Explain this

Oh mighty space lords, feast your viewing cavaties on this impressive specimen. Who better to represent the human race than the all-powerful and all-knowing John Madden? He has best served mankind through his popular video stimulus series named after himself. His infinite knowledge on football, earns him the right to voice his opinion after every play. Using his immense fourth-grade vocabulary, Madden has the uncanny ability to point out the obvious better than any other human being. No other lifeform has the ability to market themselves as a product with little grounds of genuine know-how to back it up. You can be certain that his expertise applies to other activities on our planet, but we haven't discovered exactly what just yet.

John Madden/Al Michaels '08! Listen all you elephant lovers out there, because we have just found the new figurehead for the Republican Party! Imagine someone with the patriotism of McCain, the brains of G.W., and the popularity of Schwarzeneggar, and you have yourself John Madden. Along with running mate and long time Monday Night Football announcer Al Michaels, Madden has garnered the attention of millions of football loving, republican voting citizens to guarantee a trip to the White House. They'll pack a dynamic one-two punch against any potential party opponents, not to mention any foreign administrations that stand in they're way. So ask yourself this November; would you rather vote for someone who knows what they're talking about? Or would you want to vote for someone who has brought you quality gaming over the past two decades? We feel the choice is obvious.