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#1: Explain this

Oh mighty space lords, feast your viewing cavaties on this impressive specimen. Who better to represent the human race than the all-powerful and all-knowing John Madden? He has best served mankind through his popular video stimulus series named after himself. His infinite knowledge on football, earns him the right to voice his opinion after every play. Using his immense fourth-grade vocabulary, Madden has the uncanny ability to point out the obvious better than any other human being. No other lifeform has the ability to market themselves as a product with little grounds of genuine know-how to back it up. You can be certain that his expertise applies to other activities on our planet, but we haven't discovered exactly what just yet.

John Madden/Al Michaels '08! Listen all you elephant lovers out there, because we have just found the new figurehead for the Republican Party! Imagine someone with the patriotism of McCain, the brains of G.W., and the popularity of Schwarzeneggar, and you have yourself John Madden. Along with running mate and long time Monday Night Football announcer Al Michaels, Madden has garnered the attention of millions of football loving, republican voting citizens to guarantee a trip to the White House. They'll pack a dynamic one-two punch against any potential party opponents, not to mention any foreign administrations that stand in they're way. So ask yourself this November; would you rather vote for someone who knows what they're talking about? Or would you want to vote for someone who has brought you quality gaming over the past two decades? We feel the choice is obvious.